Dear Alma,Could you recommend some unethical acts bad enough to get me a big payout from the university, but not so bad as to land me in jail? Secret emails worked for Lisa Troyer, Michael Hogan and Phyllis Wise. Or should I verbally abuse some students, like that athletics coach recently?Love,Wanda Nestegg
Dear Wanda,I think you have problems that money can’t fix.Love,Alma
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