Dear Alma: on Double Secret Probation?

Dear Alma,

I hear that because of faculty complaints about the new civility standard, the Chancellor is putting all of campus onto Double Secret Probation. What have you heard?

Classical Cinema Lover

Dear Classy,

I hear she said: “The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.” So Alma thinks we are going to need our hard hats.

Love, Alma