Dear Alma: I am an excellent and agile campus leader…

Dear Alma,

I am an excellent and agile campus leader. Recently I had to make a problem “go away” by “just doing it”. But it hasn’t gone away, and Facebook and Twitter don’t believe anything I say. How can I fix this?

Les Wisdom

Dear Les,

I think you already know the right thing to do. The longer you delay talking to the lawyers, the more time you’ll have to spend with them.

You seem to like slogans, and so I have a few for you: Can you hear me now? Think different. Don’t be evil. Think. That was easy.

Love, Alma